Big Bro-tables

Last night on Big Brother….

“I felt like Charlie in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory!”

“If we were playing Big Brother all the time, we’d have a fine relationship”

“I got something baking in the oven!”

“Room dawgs for life!”

“Why arent they wearing that robe?! You better rock it! You HOH!!”

“We can lead you to the promise land!”

“At the age of 26, you really don’t need Botox.” “27?” Nope.” “how about 30?”

“The Regulators! We’re going!”

“Turn off the lights & let me see them spots glow!”

“I need my bacon!”

“So, basically, I’m on the team full of girls.”

“What is this, space milk mountain?”

“There’s no such thing as space cows.”

“I am a sexy milkman!”

“I’m in a milky beautiful sandwich!”

“I’m like, besides myself excited”

“I felt like I was in a women’s prison fight!”

“The true mark of a princess or queen is that you can deal with anything.”

“Thank you sir! Feed me more!”

Talk on the blogs is that Keith is going home this week. Let’s see if the “Regulators” hold true to their alliance. Also, is Rachel really still yelling in the DR? I mean, really? No one told her she doesnt need to yell? Ugggh.

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Big Bro-tables

Hi. My name is Janice. I’m a Big Brother addict.

Last night, Season 13 kicked off with not 1, not 2, but 3 “expect the unexpected” twists! The first twist, it’s a season of duos. All players will be in teams of 2. Second, they brought back 3 BB Alum to compete. Brendon and Rachel. Really? Really BB? Cuz having to deal with her ridiculous laugh/snort, extensions, heavy eye-makeup, and her incessant mistaken yelling of  her now fiance’s name, “Brennan!” all last Summer wasnt enough torture?? ugggh. I’m happy to see Jeff and Jordan back. They are too cute for words. Dick and Danielle. Ecch. We were introduced to 8 new players. Adam is my fave so far! Who’s yours?

There are so many hilarious lines in these shows. So, I’ve decided to post quoteables after each episode. Here’s my “bro-tables” from last night’s episode. PS I love that they had to climb on giant bananas. Mostly cuz I’m 12….

“The Lord is my Shepherd and he knows what I want!”

“I like guys with some kind of ethnicity.”

“9021-00000000!”

“If I say yes, I’m his jail buddy.”

“My mind is like a twizzler!”

“Dick makes me feel like chopped liver. And I hate chopped liver.”

“And I’m praying to the banana gods”

“I’m riding that banana like a bucking bronco!”

 

Because she’s the dumbest “chemist” I’ve ever seen, she get’s her own section.

Red’s Ridiculousness

“I’m back bitches!”

“I spend most of my time on bananas.”

“Then you get shot with whip cream in the face!”

“No one comes between me and my banana!”

Can you name each quote’s owner? Did I miss any memorable ones?

Now to catch up on Big Brother After Dark!!!