This is my first post in a new series I’ll be posting each Friday. I am surrounded by humor in my life. From my parents, my friends, television and the interwebs. This post will have all the quotables I felt were worthy of sharing from the past week. Names have been left out to protect the offenders 😉
“Listening to the Adam Corolla podcast with Manchester Orchestra as his guest. It’s like peanut butter and chocolate…” -bringin the mush
“What?!?! I see Brandi’s picture. I got snubbed on sweets again? I’ve filed for divorce…ull be getting papers soon” -my friend, going to extreme for sweets
“A-He should wear pads in his armpits.
J- Yeah! Like sweat pads?
A- No!!! Like, vagina pads!!!!” -a discussion on the Bachelorette’s Roberto and his sweat issue.
“So, basically, if you’re gonna be a douche, go all the way.” -preach
“you guys are sad” -meanie
“This is that purple stuff that Raider player got busted with” -A master mixologist
“Every time she (Rachel) wears a skirt, I feel like STD’s have gone airborne” -Britney-Big Brother
“oh thank god! we both know I can’t go without food!” -spoken like a true fat kid…ok, this one was me!!! 🙂
Hope you have a great weekend!!